The Groundhog is Fired!

So, Punxsutawney Phil is getting up there in age.  I know he has been predicting the weather pattern for about 125 years now. So maybe, just maybe, he should retire.  I say this because I am tired of getting my hopes up about an early spring, only to have to wear snow boots to church on Easter Sunday (this happen two years ago).

As you can tell, I am a little displeased with the snow that I see falling out side.  So, in the spirit of ground-hog failure (of whatever you want to call it), I have compiled a list of things that we should do away with (along with our old pal Phil).

1. Jeggings

I'm sorry, leggings are not pants. Even if you print a jean pattern on them.

2. White Crayons

I know there may be some Pinterest Diva out there that can make a use of them.  But to the average 6 year old, they are useless. 

3.  Cell Phone Charms.

Please.  Some one explain it to me?  If you are not a 12 year old girl you should not have one of these things hitting you in the face while you are on a call.

4. Glow in the Dark Suntan lotion

I think this speaks for itself.

5. Fake flowers in your outdoor beds.

Really?!?  I have no words for the tacky-ness.  You are not fooling anyone.