Friday, July 12, 2013

Stuff my Co-Worker Says

If you read my post a few weeks ago about my new job, you would know that I am not exactly happy about it.  I kinda feel swindled.  I was told this job wouldn't involve sales, and early this week I was asked to call "warm leads".  Yeah... about that.... Basically I have decided that if I still feel this way in three months I am looking for a new job. I think that is the most logical way of looking at this.

In the mean time, I have to share an office with my co-worker.  Let's call her....CC, short for Candy Crusher (because she is beyond obsessed with that game).  CC and I were hired at the same time and went though the same training at the same time with the same person. CC will put people on hold daily and ask me questions.  Umm...yeah you have the exact same amount of experience as I do.   Needless to, she is not the brightest star in the sky, and her random comments and strange actions prove it.  These things need to be shared with you, so I am not the only one with this reaction:

We were talking about Jackie Chan for some reason and I made a comment about him being Asian.  Her response "Oh my god he is Asian!?  I though he was Chinese!"..... I think that our education system failed her.  Like, such as, maps.

This happen while I was on Jury duty:
Seriously, I can't make that up

She cannot do basic math.  She asked me out to figure out a percentage from a fraction.  I said "oh just divide the top number by the bottom number and multiply by 100".  She did something on the calculator and got a number that was way off.  I just looked at her and said "Google it"... yeah I am a horrible person.  

I think I am going to make a drinking game to make these days go by faster.  If only I could actually drink while I was here... but I don't think that would be a good idea.


  1. HAHAHA. First off..I'm cracking up over Candy Crusher because ALL my coworkers are obsessed and I don't understand.

    This is hysterical. It's your very own PFF!! And I love the snark you give back to her. I'm seriously having flashbacks.

  2. Oh God, you're with terrible person. I literally laughed on thinking how can he be Chinese without being Asian? Lol
    Got you from Whitney's blog. Can't wait to get connected :)

    Areeba @ Aree With Umbrella

  3. I have so thought about doing one of these posts! I have the "weird" people that come into the hardware store and ask for things like "horseshoe shaped nails"